The Whip + The Standard + The Hammer
The Hammer

Inextensive BeamO research indicates that The Hammer is fast becoming one of our most popular throws. According to fabricated studies, the repetitive twirling motion required to complete this toss is preferred by 2 out of 3 spinning six-year-olds. It’s also the hurl of choice for former Olympian discus throwers named Rolf.

  1. Take a deep breath and get in touch with your inner child.
  2. If your inner child is unavailable, contact your inner post-adolescent or write your congressman.
  3. Using both hands, firmly grab the BeamO in your fists.
  4. Twirl your body and release.
  5. Rinse and repeat.

Caution: If you’re inclined toward frenetic twirling, we recommend waiting one hour after a lunch of bologna, fish-shaped crackers and grape soda before attempting.

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