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The Hammer
Inextensive BeamO research indicates that The Hammer is fast becoming one of our most popular throws. According to fabricated studies, the repetitive twirling motion required to complete this toss is preferred by 2 out of 3 spinning six-year-olds. Its also the hurl of choice for former Olympian discus throwers named Rolf. |
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Caution: If youre inclined toward frenetic twirling, we recommend waiting one hour after a lunch of bologna, fish-shaped crackers and grape soda before attempting. |
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